hi sara

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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fuckoffcorry:

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

J

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makebelievesandcelluloids:

me bottoming for the first time

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theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

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theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

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bluntess:

art

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tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

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starllex:

when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and  you dont know what to do so you’re just like 

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hanksypanky:

the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis

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hailldope:

“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

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benedictcumberbatchvevo:

iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS

hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG 

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